The other day while Krista & I were going for a walk:
K: The grass is growing and green.
K: The trees are getting leaves and the flowers are blooming.
K: I think spring is here.
Me: and so are the allergies (awwwcheeeewwww!)
(Update: Woke up to our car having frost all over it so I guess mostly spring is here)
Alex and I the other day after I was getting him to do some chores around the apartment:
A: Why do you always ask me to do all this stuff? I’m just a kid.
Me: Why do you think I had a child?